SCENE: Pizza shop at 10pm. Aiguy sits looking bored by the phone. It rings. Aiguy picks up, expending as little energy as possible.
AIGUY: "Ignostic Pizza – You'll never believe how good it is. Can I help you?"
CUSTOMER: "I'd like a large Hawaiian pizza for pickup."
AIGUY: "Can you explain exactly what you mean by "Hawaiian"?"
AIGUY: Calling a pizza "Hawaiian" is meaningless because different people have different ideas about what "Hawaiian" means."
CUSTOMER: "It's got ham and…"
AIGUY: For instance someone might think a Hawaiian pizza simply means a pizza native to Hawaii, or that it was made in Hawaii, or made by an actual Hawaiian. Until you explain exactly what you mean I simply cannot even consider taking your order because your order is simply meaningless."
CUSTOMER: "It's ham and pineapple, idiot."
AIGUY: "Can you explain exactly what you mean by "ham"? It's really quite meaningless unless you can explain to me what you mean by "ham"? Not everybody means the same thing when they refer to….
AIGUY: "Whew. Thought I was going to have to make a pizza for a second there."
aiguy, still looking bored, begins to masturbate.
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