Comments on: Open thread: Kitten edition http://telicthoughts.com/open-thread-kitten-edition/ An independent blog about intelligent design Tue, 02 Dec 2008 13:17:11 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.6.3 By: Crandaddy http://telicthoughts.com/open-thread-kitten-edition/#comment-70230 Crandaddy Sun, 04 Mar 2007 02:34:51 +0000 http://telicthoughts.com/open-thread-kitten-edition/#comment-70230 Sigh! I give up for now. Sigh! I give up for now.

]]> By: Crandaddy http://telicthoughts.com/open-thread-kitten-edition/#comment-70229 Crandaddy Sun, 04 Mar 2007 02:34:16 +0000 http://telicthoughts.com/open-thread-kitten-edition/#comment-70229 Let's try this one more time. Let's try this one more time.

]]> By: MikeGene http://telicthoughts.com/open-thread-kitten-edition/#comment-70226 MikeGene Sun, 04 Mar 2007 02:15:39 +0000 http://telicthoughts.com/open-thread-kitten-edition/#comment-70226 Since it's an open thread, let's change animals: <img src="http://www.owlnet.rice.edu/~jthom/penguin.gif" alt="" width="200"/> Since it's an open thread, let's change animals:

]]> By: MikeGene http://telicthoughts.com/open-thread-kitten-edition/#comment-70225 MikeGene Sun, 04 Mar 2007 02:13:39 +0000 http://telicthoughts.com/open-thread-kitten-edition/#comment-70225 LOL. Here's another <img src="http://www.owlnet.rice.edu/~jthom/Sniper_Cat.jpg"/> LOL. Here's another

]]> By: Crandaddy http://telicthoughts.com/open-thread-kitten-edition/#comment-70224 Crandaddy Sun, 04 Mar 2007 02:03:50 +0000 http://telicthoughts.com/open-thread-kitten-edition/#comment-70224 Damn it! <a href="http://www.nimserv.com/images/killer_kitten_372.jpg" rel="nofollow">here's</a> the image that was supposed to show up. Damn it! here's the image that was supposed to show up.

]]> By: Crandaddy http://telicthoughts.com/open-thread-kitten-edition/#comment-70223 Crandaddy Sun, 04 Mar 2007 02:01:09 +0000 http://telicthoughts.com/open-thread-kitten-edition/#comment-70223 Crap! Why didn't it work? There was supposed to be an image. Crap! Why didn't it work? There was supposed to be an image.

]]> By: Crandaddy http://telicthoughts.com/open-thread-kitten-edition/#comment-70222 Crandaddy Sun, 04 Mar 2007 01:59:24 +0000 http://telicthoughts.com/open-thread-kitten-edition/#comment-70222 Hey Mike, Hey Mike,

]]> By: Douglas http://telicthoughts.com/open-thread-kitten-edition/#comment-70213 Douglas Sat, 03 Mar 2007 22:27:19 +0000 http://telicthoughts.com/open-thread-kitten-edition/#comment-70213 From http://www.misscellania.com/miss-cellania/2006/5/18/dogs-and-cats.html ("Dogs and Cats"): <b>A Dog's Diary</b>: 7 am - Oh boy! A walk! My favorite! 8 am- Oh boy! Dog food! My favorite! 9 am- Oh boy! The kids! My favorite! Noon- Oh boy! The yard! My favorite! 2 pm- Oh boy! A car ride! My favorite! 3 pm- Oh boy! The kids! My favorite! 4 pm- Oh boy! Playing ball! My favorite! 6 pm- Oh boy! Welcome home Mom! My favorite! 7 pm- Oh boy! Welcome home Dad! My favorite! 8 pm- Oh boy! Dog food! My favorite! 9 pm- Oh boy! Tummy rubs on the couch! My favorite! 11 pm- Oh boy! Sleeping in my people's bed! My favorite! <b>A Cat's Diary</b>: <i>Day 183 of my captivity</i>: - My captors continued to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects. They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while I am forced to eat dry cereal. The only thing that keeps me going is the hope of escape, and the mild satisfaction I get from clawing the furniture. Tomorrow I may eat another house plant. - Today my attempt to kill my captors by weaving around their feet while they were walking almost succeeded. Must try this at the top of the stairs. - In an attempt to disgust and repulse these vile oppressors, I once again induced myself to vomit on their favorite chair. Must try this on their bed. - Decapitated a mouse and brought them the headless body in an attempt to make them aware of what I am capable of, and to try to strike fear in their hearts. They only cooed and condescended about what a good little cat I was. Hmmm, not working according to plan. - There was some sort of a gathering of their accomplices. I was placed in solitary throughout the event. However, I could hear the noise and smell the food. More important, I overheard that my confinement was due to my powers of inducing "allergies." Must learn what this is and how to use it to my advantage. - I am convinced the other captives are flunkies and maybe snitches. The dog is routinely released and seems more than happy to return. He is obviously a half-wit. The bird, on the other hand, has got to be an informant because it speaks with them regularly. I am certain he reports my every move. Due to his current placement in the metal room, his safety is assured. But I can wait. It's only a matter of time. From http://www.misscellania.com/mi... ("Dogs and Cats"):

A Dog's Diary:

7 am - Oh boy! A walk! My favorite!

8 am- Oh boy! Dog food! My favorite!

9 am- Oh boy! The kids! My favorite! Noon- Oh boy! The yard! My favorite!

2 pm- Oh boy! A car ride! My favorite!

3 pm- Oh boy! The kids! My favorite!

4 pm- Oh boy! Playing ball! My favorite!

6 pm- Oh boy! Welcome home Mom! My favorite!

7 pm- Oh boy! Welcome home Dad! My favorite!

8 pm- Oh boy! Dog food! My favorite!

9 pm- Oh boy! Tummy rubs on the couch! My favorite!

11 pm- Oh boy! Sleeping in my people's bed! My favorite!

A Cat's Diary:

Day 183 of my captivity:

- My captors continued to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects. They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while I am forced to eat dry cereal. The only thing that keeps me going is the hope of escape, and the mild satisfaction I get from clawing the furniture. Tomorrow I may eat another house plant.

- Today my attempt to kill my captors by weaving around their feet while they were walking almost succeeded. Must try this at the top of the stairs.

- In an attempt to disgust and repulse these vile oppressors, I once again induced myself to vomit on their favorite chair. Must try this on their bed.

- Decapitated a mouse and brought them the headless body in an attempt to make them aware of what I am capable of, and to try to strike fear in their hearts. They only cooed and condescended about what a good little cat I was. Hmmm, not working according to plan.

- There was some sort of a gathering of their accomplices. I was placed in solitary throughout the event. However, I could hear the noise and smell the food. More important, I overheard that my confinement was due to my powers of inducing "allergies." Must learn what this is and how to use it to my advantage.

- I am convinced the other captives are flunkies and maybe snitches. The dog is routinely released and seems more than happy to return. He is obviously a half-wit. The bird, on the other hand, has got to be an informant because it speaks with them regularly. I am certain he reports my every move. Due to his current placement in the metal room, his safety is assured. But I can wait. It's only a matter of time.

]]> By: Doug http://telicthoughts.com/open-thread-kitten-edition/#comment-70209 Doug Sat, 03 Mar 2007 22:01:13 +0000 http://telicthoughts.com/open-thread-kitten-edition/#comment-70209 <blockquote>Lying to one's own mother - a clever ploy.</blockquote> People change, Douglas.

Lying to one's own mother - a clever ploy.

People change, Douglas.

]]> By: Joy http://telicthoughts.com/open-thread-kitten-edition/#comment-70207 Joy Sat, 03 Mar 2007 21:41:43 +0000 http://telicthoughts.com/open-thread-kitten-edition/#comment-70207 That does it. I'm coming back as a cat next life! I'd be a pampered Persian, but the thought of hairballs is really gross, and how do they even breathe through that sunken nose? Something in a shorthair (but not poor bald Mr. Bigglesworth). That does it. I'm coming back as a cat next life! I'd be a pampered Persian, but the thought of hairballs is really gross, and how do they even breathe through that sunken nose? Something in a shorthair (but not poor bald Mr. Bigglesworth).

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