Opinions about the Mirecki Story
by MikeGeneEven though it has been over a week since Paul Mirecki alleged that he was assaulted for the controversy he caused, we still have only one fact about that morning to work with. Nevertheless, this hasn't stopped many from using the alleged incident as a prop for their pet causes. When you blog search with "˜Mirecki,' you'll retrieve over 900 postings. And while I don't have the time to categorize them, the majority seem to be variations on this librarian's sentiments:
Reading this issue of "What's New" one would think that the Dark Ages and feudal society and theocracy is coming back. It might be when evolution is still being debated, scientific evidence of global warming is ignored, fascist bullies are beating up those that oppose theocracy or anything that contradicts their pin headed thoughts. It is time for rational people to come forward and stand up against the theocratic desires of some on the far right. It is time for the scientific literate people to speak up. Don't be part of the silence any longer. (emphasis added)
Of course, this is not surprising given that the Daily Kos spewed gobs of misinformation from the beginning.
Even though no new facts have been added to the public trough, this hasn't stopped many from having a strong opinion about what happened that morning.
Those who hate the "˜religious right' of course accept Mirecki's story at face value because it nicely confirms their stereotypes. The titles of the following blogs nicely illustrates this:
Professor Beaten For Evolution Views
Christian Jihad Watch: Pickup Truck Thugs Assault Professor In Kansas
Onward Christian Soldiers
Christians Beat Up Teacher?
Violence as an acceptable way to defend Intelligent Design?
That's What You Get For Standing Up to the Zealots
Professor Beaten Over His Religious Views
What would Jesus do to us heathen Evolutionists?
Today Kansas, Tomorrow ze Vorld!!
When fundies attack
Creationist rampage
Christians give Christians a bad name
Kansas: Land of The Anglo-Fundamentalists?
Among those who don't believe Mirecki's story, the Hoax Theory is popular. Actually, there are many different versions of the Hoax Theory, and I'm not about to list them. These hoax theories are probably sustained by the fact that the vagueness of Mirecki's story is matched only by its convenience. This is unfortunate for Mirecki. Even if his story is true, without substantiating evidence, many are unlikely to accept it given the manner in which it has become fodder for all the anti-religious attacks. Nevertheless, we must remember there is no evidence that any hoax was perpetuated.
The strangest speculation has to be that of John Wilkins. I've already commented on his bias before , but since then he has actually raised the hypothesis that the police themselves are somehow associated with the alleged assault and have seized his computer in order to frame Mirecki.
Some people have embraced that speculation. For example, according to one blogger, "I'm old enough to remember a time when the police were the good guys. That is no longer true. You have to assume that if it wears a uniform, it is a prick."
I don't think Wilkins himself is willing to go this far, but he does think the Police Conspiracy theory is just as likely, if not more, than any of the hoax theories. He even adds that "we need to do a Bayesian analysis" as if he was being objective about all of this, adding "it will depend on what we know about Kansas police." Let me guess. The "Bayesian analysis" means will have to determine if any of the investigating police officers attends church?
Wilkins ends his oddball speculations with the following:
We'll see. But this exposes one thing about such cases - no matter what the evidence, if you really want to, you can make any kind of case you like. Or, you can just take the evidence as it comes and draw the obvious conclusions.
It's not "no matter what the evidence." It's the fact that this is a high stakes issue with so little evidence to work with that makes it possible to "make any kind of case you like." For example, if you hate the Religious Right and Police, while fearing the Coming Theocracy, one might be tempted to embrace Wilkins' speculation.
But as Wilkins says, "we'll see."

























December 14th, 2005 at 10:29 pm
Paul the Martyr Mirecki is the only one who can resolve this controversy by revealing what the 2 alleged thugs said to make him so 100% certain they were special operations ID-Avengers, and not just some 2-bit road warrior punks.
But, the Martyr is CONVENIENTLY remaining silent only about that one crucial piece of information.
Just what could they have said? Top 10 possibilities:
10. "Hey, Mike Gene of Telic Thoughts http://telicthoughts.com/ sends his warmest regards. Nah, that's "˜telic' with a "˜c,' not "˜k'."
9. "How did we, mere creationists, manage to find you? Well, it was real easy with the help of our co-conspirators, the Lawrence, Kansas, Police Department and all."
8. "Tonight, Mirecki, you swim with the fishes–the intelligently designed fishes, that is."
7. "Ho, ho, ho. The religious right made a list and checked it twice. And, you, Paulie, have been a bad little boy."
6. "Excuse me, sir, we're on our way to the creationist seminar on the mythology of ID, and we were wondering whether… hey… what a minute… aren't you that world famous defender of scientific truth, Paul Mirecki? Git 'em Jedediah, git 'em!!!"
5. "I want you to meet 2 friends of mine. [Raising left fist:] This is Mr. Specified. [Raising right fist:] This is Senor Complexity. Any questions?"
4. "It was nice getting acquainted with you, Professor. Before we forget, here's our calling card: i.d.i.o.t.s. = Intelligent Design In Opposition To Science."
3. "My name is Obadiah William Paley Jenkins. This here is my firstborn, Eli Bubba Johnson Behe Dembski Jenkins."
2. "In the generous spirit of Christm, er, the Holiday season, we thought we'd give you a chance to slap our fat fundie faces."
1. "Thank you, sir, for taking the initiative of walking out of your car in the pre-dawn dark to valiantly confront 2 strangers tailgating you in a pickup truck. And, oh, yes, we're fundies."
Comment by Simus1 — December 14, 2005 @ 10:29 pm
December 15th, 2005 at 9:32 pm
The Mirecki narrative falls into the "credulity hole" of the new media: either they are too stupid to delve into Mirecki's claims and recent affairs or they have decided to confer TRUTH status to his "attacked by IDers" claim.
Comment by Pontherion — December 15, 2005 @ 9:32 pm