"The new Dark Ages are upon us!"
by Krauze
Fire up your speakers and listen to this hillarious rant against intelligent design. It sounds like a parody, but apparently the guy's for real, and some of the ID critics are already voicing their approval. My favorite part:
These Christian fundamentalist pyschotics are so power-mad, they will stop at nothing: Willful ignorance, intimidation, and supression of information are their tools! Intelligent design, absence-only sex-ed; the new Dark Ages are upon us! Hang on folks, this century is going to be a rough ride!
Question: If you believe intelligent design is nothing but a fundamentalist plot to bring back the Dark Ages, what's the chance that you'll be able to be evaluate the issue objectively?
Update: Thanks to "tragicmishap" and Mats, there's now a transcript available. Thanks also goes out to JoeManzari for finding a picture of poet-sage Henry Rollins.



















May 22nd, 2006 at 10:33 am
Hey, you should be thankful that we have modern-day prophets that can warn us of the threatiness that ID poses.
You should all listen to Henry Rollins. He used to be in a rock band. Then he made some crappy spoken word albums. He was in Jackass: The Movie, too. I wonder what Johnny Knoxville's opinion of ID is…
Comment by macht — May 22, 2006 @ 10:33 am
May 22nd, 2006 at 10:57 am
I love that "threatiness" now has its own category:lol:
Comment by Deuce — May 22, 2006 @ 10:57 am
May 22nd, 2006 at 11:02 am
He's so……….er, mad. Or is it just that steel-booted rage sells?
Comment by MikeGene — May 22, 2006 @ 11:02 am
May 22nd, 2006 at 11:12 am
Nope, he's just an angry man.
Comment by macht — May 22, 2006 @ 11:12 am
May 22nd, 2006 at 11:21 am
Is this the Henry Rollins who is speaking here? If so then this is just another one of those random rants that has little importance other than entertainment. That the ASU professor supports it speaks more to his own lack of judgment than it does to whether ID is valid.
Oh, and the first comment on the Professor's blog is quite the classic example of advancing the argument. (It's the comment by mythusmage. We'll see if it stays there very long.)
Comment by TomG — May 22, 2006 @ 11:21 am
May 22nd, 2006 at 12:08 pm
Yes, Tom, that's him. I'm waiting for Ted Nugent to come out in support of ID. He seems like an ID kind of guy.
Comment by macht — May 22, 2006 @ 12:08 pm
May 22nd, 2006 at 12:09 pm
Hi Macht,
"You should all listen to Henry Rollins. He used to be in a rock band."
When it comes to anti-religious rants, he should take a clue from Jimmy Pop, in my uninformed opinion the most talented lyrics composer alive right now.
Comment by Krauze — May 22, 2006 @ 12:09 pm
May 22nd, 2006 at 12:15 pm
This reminds me of when some actors wade into politics, they end up looking pretty ignorant.
Comment by Guts — May 22, 2006 @ 12:15 pm
May 22nd, 2006 at 12:16 pm
"The Bad Touch" seems more appropriate for the subject of evolution/ID.
Comment by macht — May 22, 2006 @ 12:16 pm
May 22nd, 2006 at 4:20 pm
He apparently forgot "bigoted anti-science agendas". It's on page 3 of the Christian Fundamentalist Constitution. We are ready to give our lives to ruin all the fun for non-Creationists.
We prefer to call it, "The New Enlightenment, in Reverse".
Comment by Douglas — May 22, 2006 @ 4:20 pm
May 22nd, 2006 at 10:48 pm
That's there for irony value only, right?
Comment by edarrell — May 22, 2006 @ 10:48 pm
May 24th, 2006 at 10:45 am
Comment by Mung — May 24, 2006 @ 10:45 am
May 24th, 2006 at 7:05 pm
Makes me wonder if their real motives aren't driven by their global dominance and economic interests. Of course, I am sure Darwinism can explain their selfishness.
Comment by Mung — May 24, 2006 @ 7:05 pm