The Orange
by MikeGene
Behold the orange. Being perfectly round, it has no sharp edges with which to poke you in the eye if it happened to fall from the tree. Note how easily it fits into the palm of my hand. And it even comes with its own biodegradable wrapper! To open it, you"¦..hey wait, the thing doesn't have a tab! Where's the dagburnit tab?!
Ah, behold the thumbnail. Note how it so perfectly punctures the biodegradable wrapper and"¦..for cripes sake! The thing just shot acid into my eye! Behold the bloodshot eye:
Back to the drawing board.
March 30th, 2008 at 3:11 pm
Hey, I've seen this before!
Comment by inunison — March 30, 2008 @ 3:11 pm
March 30th, 2008 at 9:42 pm
When I first saw that I was thinking, "This Ray Comfort guy has to be kidding.".
Comment by Doug — March 30, 2008 @ 9:42 pm
April 1st, 2008 at 3:37 am
Actually, not very biodegradable, by the standards of most vegetables. They don't compost down very easily.
Comment by Exile From Groggs — April 1, 2008 @ 3:37 am